What becomes of the broken-hearted? Cake. When your overly-drawn-out-for-no-apparent-reason divorce is finally settled, eat cake. But not just any cake, no no. You need a special cake. You’ve just endured a roller coaster of emotions, cheap shots, and countless “unduly burdensome” requests. You wrote ego checks. You’ve been tried and tested for far too long to eat just any ordinary cake. You need a divorce cake.

Thing 1 made just the cake for me. The pictures are below. And yes, Barbie’s hair has been cropped and trimmed to resemble mine, because big hair don’t care! It’s all about the details…and of course, cake.