The Glitz Went Down to Georgia 

Well the Glitz went down to Georgia
She was lookin’ for deal to seal
She was in a bind ’cause money means time
And CON 270 teaches that feel

She came to class not quite sure of it
But was ready to charge the hill
And the Instructor jumped up on podium bump
And said, “Civilians, let me tell you what”

“You probably didn’t know it
But I’m a contract administrator too
And if you care to take a dare
I’ll just make a bet with you”

“Now you calculate pretty good fiscal runs,
But give the Government their due
I’ll bet a fiscal goal against your soul
I know the FAR better than you”

The Glitz said, “My name’s actually Kendra
And Excel gives me a grin,
I’m gonna take your bet, you’re gonna regret
I’m the most accurate there’s ever been”

Glitz you auto-sum your formulas and calculate those cost hard
‘Cause hell’s broke loose overseas and ISIS deals the cards
And if you win America wins these shiny tanks of gold
But if you lose the DoD gets your soul

The Instructor opened up his PowerPoint
And he said, “I’ll start this show”
And fire flew from his fingertips
As Y rosin up its target goal

And then he pulled his axis across the line
And it made an evil hiss
And a band of outliers joined in
And Glitz said something like this…

WTDH? Show me that again?!

When the instructor finished
Glitz said, “Well you’re pretty good old man
But you just sit down in that chair right there
And show me how you did that again”

Fire on the mountain, run ISIS, run
Glitz’s in Excel and math’s almost done
Contracts in the green and we saved some dough
Found rise over run, now go armed forces, go

Well that instructor raised his head
Because he knew that the deficit’s been beat
And he parked that golden tank
Down at the Army’s feet

Glitz said, “ISIS, just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you sons of a bitch
America’s the best there’s ever been!!!

  

Fire on the mountain, run ISIS, run
Glitz’s in Excel and math’s almost done
Contracts in the green and we saved some dough
Found rise over run, now go armed forces, go

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